"So, er, for the non South Asians in the audience who perhaps didn’t understand why there was applause, the British built a really extensive railway system throughout India before they left, and it wasn’t so much for transportation for the Indian people, it was because it’s really hard to plunder on foot."

Hari Kondabolu’s joke about the British colonisation of India [x]

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Every time I skip a Beyoncé song I feel like she knows…. like one day if I meet her I’m gunna tell her I love her and how amazing she is and shes gunna just look at me and squint her eyes and say

"….. you been skippin’ my songs?"

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